Storytime with the O.C.

Um well... how about one about you writing this...
or how about one about me playing on the computer too.
STOP!
And...
Now the next part of my story is that part or that parts.
(sneeze)
STOP!
(sniff)
How about the Princess got stuck in a monsters hand and Mario was gonna save her.

OKAY.  TELL US A STORY ABOUT A PRINCESS...

Once upon a time...
There was a princess and along came a monster and got the Princess.  And then the Prince hollared to Mario.  Then along the Princess hopped off of the monsters hand and then she went over to Mario.  Then the Princess went over to eat some berries.  Then the Princess went walking with mario to the house and then they saw a star inside of the house.  They shooed him right out of the house.
And that's it.  That's all of the story.

TELL US A STORY ABOUT A HORSE...

Okay, but this story has Dora in it.

Along came a horse and her name was Rider.  Along came Dora and run and the horse named Rider went to Dora.  Dora wanted that horse to go to her house.  Down came an arrow and dora picked it up and shoe came past.  Then rain comed and Dora and the horse went to go save the horse.  Dora went to save the horse and then Rider found the horse.  Then the trapper found the horse and he took him right to his house.
And then here come the spider!  Then the horse runned away to dora's house.

TELL US A STORY ABOUT A KITTY...

Along came a man and his name was Daddy.
And along came a shoe and the shoe ate the sand.

I thought this story was about about a kitty?

Along came a kitty and she saw some stickers. And now the kitty went to smell flowers and she saw them.  She found some candy it was this high!  And then the candy's name was chocolate.  Now his name is Cont (sp?rhymes with HAUNT?). And then the stickers came alive!!  They're walking for the kitty cat!! And now the kitty was running away from the stickers.  She went in the house.  Somebody was there.  Here name was Ogre Child.  And Mommy! And there was a Daddy!  And that was all the kitty's stuff.
THE END.